Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Friends in Low Places...again?

Dear Magpie and Squirrel,

I don't appreciate being waken up at 5 o'clock this morning to witness what I can only assume was a drunken brawl. I don't know why you were arguing so loudly as I don't understand squirrel or magpie, but I distinctly heard the word "karaoke." In my opinion, neither one of you is a great singer, but to disagree so violently can only mean that you both have some problems holding your alcohol. Please get some help.

Thank you,

[Lily Starlight]

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