Purse Game

Have you ever played the game where whoever has the weirdest thing in her purse wins? I used to win a lot because I had kids before most of my friends. They'd be all "I have three different lipsticks" and I'd be all "I have a brown toy truck and a plastic purple screwdriver" and they'd be all "I have a pen from a hotel I've never stayed in" and I'd be all "Dude, please, the only writing utensil I have in my purse is a burnt sienna crayon."

Let's play that game using cars. Today in my vehicle I have:

• 5 canvas shopping bags folded neatly
• many different flavours of candy that never gets eaten
• various blankets and stadium seating accessories
• a first aid kit
• a toque from a team the boys played on 6 years ago
• 2 pairs of swim trucks, neither of which belong to my kids
• 50 pounds of haggis

You know what? Let's just say I win.

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